Paul of Tarsus
"Paul of Tarsus" is a piece of flash fiction written by Frank Ballast about the difference between cults and religions.
He hated those fucks.
He had an appointment with the D.A. to discuss prosecution of the cult when it hit him: “Wait… If you disregard their outdated jargon, this religion is TOTALLY marketable.”
He got in the car and took off, driving from state to state pitching his new Story.