World Domination Insemination

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"World Domination Insemination" is a piece of flash fiction written by Frank Ballast about time travel and cats.

The Story

“As a kid I pretended my watch was a time machine. I could go from 0 to 1200. Then I got a digital. I could go from 0 to 2400. Upgrades, nigga.”

“Use it now. Get me out of work.”

“It’s at home. Cat’s traveling to fuck ancient Egyptian cats.”