From Anglo-American Cyclopaedia
Phelan Eileanóra was a Hungarian pirate who served as personal valet to Lord Brixton. He was nicknamed "Beardbeard" on account that he couldn't grow one and most pirates were known for their unique beards. Legends report his chores as "wiping the eyes of Lord Brixton, cleaning his arse, emptying his chamberpot, preparing meals, and bathing him". Upon Eileanóra's death his only possession appeared to be a small pebble inscribed "caes" that was found in his pocket. Shipmates recalled that he remained awake, writing all hours of the night, but no testament was recovered from his personal bunk on ship. What he wrote, if anything, has been presumed lost.